othing’s budget sub-brand CMF has decided your desk needs to look like a dairy aisle, launching two new wireless speakers shaped unmistakably like milk cartons. If you have ever wanted your audio gear to double as breakfast packaging, the brand is happy to oblige with bright color options including black, orange, white, and turquoise. Each of these unusual boxes features a chunky multi-function knob designed to handle volume and playback, while dedicated buttons on the back deal with pairing and Auracast. You also get NFC pairing and full control through the familiar Nothing X app, meaning you can skip downloading yet another bloated utility just to adjust your EQ.
The lineup splits into two models depending on how much noise you want to make in your kitchen or workspace. The smaller CMF Speaker S relies on a single 10-watt driver to push audio and claims up to 18 hours of battery life—meaning you will realistically get around 12 hours before it begs for a USB-C cable. If that sounds too anemic, the larger CMF Speaker M steps up the footprint by adding a dedicated 25-watt bass driver, a 10-watt tweeter, and proper IP68 water resistance so you can accidentally splash it by the sink without a minor panic.
Both models are available now starting at $59, keeping prices firmly in impulse-buy territory.
Whether a milk-carton aesthetic is genuinely charming or just another piece of colorful plastic destined for a garage sale in six months depends entirely on your tolerance for novelty decor. If you are tired of boring black rectangles that blend into the background, these little dairy blocks add some much-needed personality to a cluttered desk without destroying your wallet. Skip them if you want neutral audio furniture, but grab one if you want a conversation starter that actually plays music.